If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I will pee on everything he values.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
