woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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