The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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