i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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