dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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