um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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