you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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