Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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