So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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