just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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