btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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