When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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