so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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