My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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