If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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