yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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