After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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