Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize
