Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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