I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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