I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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