i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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