i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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