That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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