no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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