no, he came in my armpit
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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