Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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