idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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