Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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