Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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