listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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