..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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