So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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