Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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