I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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