you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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