i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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