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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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