he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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