If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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