i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
