everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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