I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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