My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I came so hard my ears popped.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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