Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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