if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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