i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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