I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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