There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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