Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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