Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Four minutes until I can fart!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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