He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
And then he peed in my hair
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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