There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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