is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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