Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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